song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, whistlin’ edition

This is the opening to one of the dopest (yes, dopest) movies of all time…I hear our oppressors owners, especially the tall and handsome one, whistling this ofter.

I am sad that the shaggy dogs are the lame guards and not the rooster’s tragicomic assistant.

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, no autotune edition

Kanye to The-Through the Wire

People sometimes ask me why I am so sad all the time.  Here’s why: favorite artists that lost their soul (yet somehow found a vocoder)

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, motown edition

Tony Williams-Dreaming of your Love

This song has a really nice, super relaxing vibe to it…it makes me wag my tail happily and sigh with contentment.

P.S.  Apparently there’s a video contest out for the song…I have an idea that I might work with.  You can peep the contest here.

W T F revisited

Kanye reupped his new single ‘Love Lockdown’ with greatly improved vocals and some other slight changes.  Download below:

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, sex used to sell edition

Lady Marmalade

Wow, watching this video my life doesn’t seem so bad:

REMEMBER WHEN Mya actually mattered?
REMEMBER WHEN Pink was still black (I think she referred to herself as Pank)?
REMEMBER WHEN Lil’ Kim didn’t look like a reject from Neverland Ranch?
REMEMBER WHEN Christina Aguilera was a huge slutbag and superthin? (Actually, being preggers did her body worlds of good.  Trust.)

In any case, they definitely brought it with this song…what with girls auctioning their virginity on-air and on-line, it’s good to know these girls were one step ahead of the ‘peddling ass masquerading as empowerment’ curve

W T F ? ?

WOW-I vote FAIL…Kanye can’t even blame his wack vocals on a live performance.  My love of Ye is well known, but I can’t cosign this hot mess.

Kanye West-Love Lockdown (studio version)

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, Poindexter edition

The Faint – The Geeks Were Right

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, qualified FAIL edition

Kanye West-Love Lockdown (best quality clip I’ve found)

PASS: Ye’s visual performance (the LED heart? SICK)
the real studio version will probably be more polished

FAIL: Kanye West ≠ singer: like Tha IPS says, these rappas turnt sangas=NOT THE BUSINESS
I gave him a pass at Glow in the Dark for his ‘Hey Mama’ remix, mainly because his moms just passed….this is on a whole ‘nother level

P.S. We don’t get cable at the Newsmongrel Swiss chateau doghouse, but I heard the VMAs very closely resembled the things I leave on front yards to surprise unsuspecting n00bs…did you see them?

Snig-E edit: didn’t Kanye famously say that he would *NEVER* go on MTV again? hmm…

song-that-stays-the-knife of the day, fallen legend edition

Notorious B.I.G. – One More Chance (remix)

Don’t leave your girl around me/I’m a player for real, ask Puff Doggy!

song of the day, still hangin’ tough edition

NKOTB feat. Ne-Yo – Single

I’m almost embarrassed for liking this song, but whatevs.  It is keeping me from trying to stick my head in my water bowl and drowning myself.

P.S. check this out:

now *that* is a saucy neck roll!