So the Emmys are a pretty high class affair, yes?  Why then, oh why were there so many hideous outfits?  It makes me furrow my adorable brow entirely too much to imagine how this happens.  Where are the assistants?  The stylists?  The gay friends?

First we see House’s Olivia Wilde looking perfectly glamorous in a white gown.  The subtle beading on the sleeves keeps the dress from being boring without going overboard.

I'll cut you for that dress Olivia. Trust.

 Maybe it’s because we only see her with a lab coat, blah hair and zero makeup on House, but Olivia looks really pretty, right?  Now for Exhibit B.  Lisa Rinna, modeling the trailer trash version of OWilde’s dress with Halle Berry’s hairstyle circa Swordfish:

Where's the chittlins y'all?

To be completely honest, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen this broad before.  And, to be fair, her dress isn’t terrible.  It’s really not.  All I’M saying is that for the Emmy Awards I would have found something that says ‘I’m a glamorous actress’ and not ‘I found Princess Leia’s honeymoon lingerie.’  Maybe it’s just me.