Honestly, I was unsure as to whether I was even willing to dignify this topic with an entry, but alas, I feel that I must.  It is unfortunate that a dog, who does not require footwear except when in snowy climates or if they hike a lot, must even be the one to bring this to the attention of humans who are CLEARLY the smarter species. 

I don’t blame you though.  Really.  You grow weary of walking on your two legs and naturally you want something that will provide comfort.  But this can’t be the answer…can it?

Should you be sharing style choices with Rosie???

The colors are impractical.  The strap is clearly unnecessary.  They’re made of PLASTIC.  For the love of jam and crumpets THEY’RE CLOGS!  They don’t go with anything.  Nay, they can’t go with anything.  Can you live with yourself, knowing that you willingly purchased a pair of shoes which, when worn, are guaranteed to clash with your outfit, regardless of what it may be?  Am I sure?  Bah.  Cindy Lou Who could not find an outfit to match these holed atrocities.

I have nothing more to say.  Except, unsavory.